| Tonight on KMOV News at 5: "A Day in the Life Of Dave and Janis Murray". For one day, KMOV filmed an entire day of Dave and Janis Murray, and went inside the real life of the famous St. Louis meteorologist. You will be shocked at the drug use, the orgies, the wild parties, Dave's somewhat violent behavior, and Janis's asinine behavior. KMOV is hoping to use this report as a way to prevent kids from trying drugs. So if you want to see Dave and Janis Murray's life revealed, then tune in tonight at 5, only on KMOV. |
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| Tonight on News Channel 4 at 10: I'm going to talk about how Dave Murray's excessive marijuana smoking has affected St. Louis's air quality. Now old people with breathing problems may die. Thanks again, Dave, you selfish pig. |
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| Dave Murray....hah! KMOV is definetly the best station in St. Louis for weather reports. No doubt about that. |
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